Some lessons to learn:
1. If you are getting off the train in Rome, keep an eye out for flying babies (well, better yet, keep an eye out for stuffed blankets carefully constructed into baby features.) The best thing to do (cause lets admit it no one is actually going to let the blankets fall... i mean WHAT IF it is a real baby this time) so the best thing to do is be hands free. For awareness purposes, we'll enter inside the mind of a gypsy: "We will throw the baby in hopes of the rich travellers to drop their bags and catch my baby."
Trickster trick #2: Do not accept the bracelet! Do not accept the hand woven bracelet unless you want a talking shadow on your stroll through Paris.
Trickster trick #3: Maybe accept the ring. Gypsies tend to be uneducated, and well stupid, so they very well might pickpocket someone and try to give you that pickpocketed goody in exchange for a coke. In my case the Coke was worth a $500 silver ring and a tricky smile at the Louvre.
---but i actually really do like gypsies, and their tricky mentality---- i especially like travellers which aren't exactly gypsies--- but they rule at trixxxx.
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