Friday, March 26, 2010

GYPSY TRIX

Trix is a trick on top of a trick, and its all they know. Humans innate nature to care? Debatable. Humans innate nature to catch a flying baby? I'd say yes. And if there is one thing gypsies get its humans innate nature; if money is dropped you pick it up, if you're given something for free you take it.. they have the most elite degree in human tendencies. I mean gypsies have been exploring human ways since mankind has ceased to exist. Generation to generation the wisdom merely multiplies, and nowadays gypsies are trickier tricksters than ever.
Some lessons to learn:
1. If you are getting off the train in Rome, keep an eye out for flying babies (well, better yet, keep an eye out for stuffed blankets carefully constructed into baby features.) The best thing to do (cause lets admit it no one is actually going to let the blankets fall... i mean WHAT IF it is a real baby this time) so the best thing to do is be hands free. For awareness purposes, we'll enter inside the mind of a gypsy: "We will throw the baby in hopes of the rich travellers to drop their bags and catch my baby."
Trickster trick #2: Do not accept the bracelet! Do not accept the hand woven bracelet unless you want a talking shadow on your stroll through Paris.
Trickster trick #3: Maybe accept the ring. Gypsies tend to be uneducated, and well stupid, so they very well might pickpocket someone and try to give you that pickpocketed goody in exchange for a coke. In my case the Coke was worth a $500 silver ring and a tricky smile at the Louvre.

---but i actually really do like gypsies, and their tricky mentality---- i especially like travellers which aren't exactly gypsies--- but they rule at trixxxx.

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